Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Break Up

I called it and it finally happened; John Mayer dumped Jennifer Aniston after a brief relationship hiatus. The two thought that if they maybe took a break (a la Friends) they'd miss each other so much that they'd get back together and get married. Yeah, that didn't happen.

I mean, just take a look at John; he's in his prime, he went from pure geek in high school to a hard body who can get laid at the drop of a hat, so why would he tie himself down to anyone, let alone a woman who seems more desperate to get married and have kids than she is to find a man to love?

Anyway, John will stick with his groupies and rumor has it that Jennifer is already dating someone else, so stay tuned for the saga.