Kim Kardashian Goes Blonde

I give Kim Kardashian props for trying a new look, but Kim Kardashian as a blonde will not fly. Yes, she still carries around that beautiful face, but the blonde hair does nothing for her look. 

There are some women who are just meant to have dark hair and that is the category where Kim Kardashian belongs. So Kim, please take off that nasty wig andf go back to your original color. 

Kim Kardashian Gets Mildly Photoshopped

I always thought that Kim Kardashian was gorgeous - no, I'm serious. She is stunningly beautiful. And this before and after Photoshop picture proves it.

Kim Kardashian posed for Complex magazine and they touched up the picture of her, but if you look closely, they didn't touch a stitch of her perfect face. Yes, they slimmed down her thighs a touch and evened out her complexion and skin tone, but other than that, Kim Kardashian must be a Photoshop editor's dream.

So, now do you believe me that Kim Kardashian is beautiful?

Kim Kardashian Kicked Off Dancing with the Stars

Personally, I think that Kim Kardashian really is a beautiful girl, unfortunately, she can't dance for her life. The girl has no rhythm or rhyme about her and watching her trying to move on the dance floor is just sad.

Of coruse, the judges had no problem calling her things like "cold as ice" and I'm sure that gave her huge ego a much needed kick in the pants. Nevertheless, Kim Kardashian got the boot on September 30, 2008, so all you haters never have to see her on the show again.

All this is a little bit shocking because Kim Kardashian seems to be really, really good at sex.

But for sh*ts and giggles, take a look at Kim Kardashian's last dance with partner Mark Ballas.

Kim Kardashian Pussycat Dolls Show

Kim Kardashian became part of the Pussycat Dolls Show in Las Vegas and did her own version of a strip tease show. The thing is, it just didn't look sexy at all. She seemed so concerned with looking good, that her performance looked so frigid and unappealing.

And then there's the very unflattering outfit that makes her look like she's an overweight chick just trying to look sexy. And what's with that annoying Paris Hilton voice? Ugh... "What's up Las Vegas? I don't about you guys but I'm feeling really dirty tonight, so I think it's time I took a bath..." Nasty.

Kim Kardashian Foot Injury

The latest addition to Dancing With the Stars Season 7 may never even get to step on the dancefloor because it seems that Kim Kardashian cut her foot open in her hotel room on August 24, 2008, which led to a whole lot of bleeding and her being rushed to the emergency room.

And I was really looking forward to watching Kim Kardashian show off that massive butt of hers in those tiny little outfits. I guess we'll all just have to wait and see if the damage to her foot is really that bad.

But then again, maybe she'll be able to pull off a Cristian de la Fuente and keep on truckin' regardless. I'll keep you posted.

Dancing with the Stars Season 7 Dancers

So the new cast for ABC's Dancing With the Stars Season 7 is as follows:

Brooke Burke, former host of E!'s Wild On...
Cloris Leachman, 82-year-old actress
Cody Linley, 18-year-old actor on Hannah Montana
Jeff Ross, comedian
Kim Kardashian, rich girl
Lance Bass, openly gay former member of 'NSync
Mark McGrath, former lead singer of Sugar Ray
Maurice Greene, sprinter
Misty May-Treanor, beach volleyball player
Susan Lucci, All My Children actress
Ted McGinley, actor from Married…with Children
Toni Braxton, singer
Warren Sapp, football player

Anyone you are looking forward to seeing? Let me know with your always interesting comments. Personally, I am quite interested in watching Warren Sapp get his unusually large butt whipped into shape.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Kim Kardashian Cellulite

Now let's face it: With a butt as big as Kim Kardashian's, there's no way you're not going to have some cellulite on it. I'm certain if Kim squeezed her butt cheeks, she would be super dimply in that area. She's still beautiful, but despite her sex tape with Ray-J (which had wonderful lighting), she is chock full of cellulite, just like the rest of us. Enjoy the rest of your day.

And here are some unphotoshopped pictures of Kim Kardashian, proving that no, she's not perfect.