American Idol 7 Recap - March 13, 2008

So the bottom three came down to:

Syesha Mercado
Kristy Lee Cook
David Hernandez

I called the first two, but not the boy; not at all.

And after much torture that included a crappy Beatles montage, questions from callers, Jim Carrey in an elephant costume whoring himself out for his latest movie, a crappy Ford ad, and a recap of the crappy performances, it was time to say goodbye to one of them.

DAVID HERNANDEZ was kicked off! I never saw it coming, but I guess that America doesn't like it when boys take off their clothes for other boys.

Here he is, freaked out that the country girl didn't get the boot.



If you missed his awful performance, here it is once again.

Shirtless Celeb Of The Day - Patrick Dempsey

I loved Patrick Dempsey the moment I saw him in Can't Buy Me Love in 1987. He was scrawny and awkward back then, but I thought he was gorgeous. And I was right; he grew into his nose, developed a body most women dream of holding on to, and he's a bright chap. They don't call him McDreamy for nothing; he's a specimen of a man.

Entertainment News - March 13, 2008

Lisa Marie Presley is four months pregnant with twins and you'd think she had at least 8 babies growing in there by the looks of her. (dListed)

Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson are making a movie together, so naturally, we're all going to assume that they're hitting the sheets together as well. (Celebrity Rumors)

Britney Spears' latest video for her single "Break The Ice" is done in a cartoon image of the singer because, well, she can't stop eating. You can see it here. (IDLYITW)

He's one to capitalize on everything; Diddy is launching a driving service for drunken stars. Smart. (ICYDK)

The escort in the Eliot Spitzer escort scandal is not "Kristen" but actually Ashley Dupre. And she's pretty nice looking. I guess that's why she's an escort and not a street walker. (Showbiz News)

Is it just me or does Gene Simmons look 10 times better without that nasty rag he calls a hair piece? (Seriously! OMG! WTF?)