Alex Rodriguez in Details

Alex Rodriguez has landed on the cover of Details after his steroid use has come to light, as well as the fact that he and Madonna are so over now that she's babysitting gorgeous Brazilian model Jesus Luz. 

On the cover of Details magazine, Alex Rodriguez poses fiercely under a heading that says "How Jesus Can Save Your Career." Now seriously, whoever dreamed that one up deserves a medal.

In the mag, Alex Rodriguez makes out with himself in a mirror, seems to wipe away some tears and even discusses Madonna on a very superficial level:

Well, we’re friends…I have a lot of respect for her…She’s very smart and she’s passionate about everything she does…if there ever was any situation, she’s a great ear to have, you know?

Yes, a great ear, a great butt, a great vagina, and she can body slam you like nobody's business. 

Madonna and Jesus Luz do W Magazine

Wow, besides her actual husband, it seems that Madonna really knows how to pick them. Madonna and Jesus Luz did a really sexy photo shoot for W magazine and I have to admit that they looks really hot together.

Madonna must have hand picked Jesus Luz because he seems like he's exactly her type. Check out these sexy shots of Jesus Luz and enjoy his sheer nakedness.

Shirtless Celeb of the Day - Jesus Luz

Madonna's latest flavor of the week is Jesus Luz, a Brazilian model who worked on a shoot with Madonna for W magazine. I guess Madonna is giving Kabbalah a break and getting back into Jesus... Jesus Luz, baby!

You gotta admit that Jesus Luz is some piece of work and looks young enough to be Madonna's grandson, but hey, Madonna can probably drive even Jesus Luz to fatigue.

So enjoy a shirtless Jesus Luz for now (complete with pubes). I'll try to get my hands (among other things) on some more pics soon.