Will Smith: Boom Goes the Dynamite!

One of the many highlights besides winners Kate Winslet for Best Actress, Heath Ledger for Best Supporting Actor and Sean Penn for Best Actor, as well as Slumdog Millionaire winning for Best Movie, was when Will Smith attempted to present the award for Outstounding, wait, Astanding... no it was Outstanding Sound Editing.

Will Smith was great on his feet and made reference to "Boom goes the dynamite," and if you have no idea what that meant, see below. Will Smith proves he is definitely with the times and a sheer comedic genius. They don't call Will Smith the Fresh Prince for nothing.

Will Smith is Gay

I've always thought there was something eerily gay about Will Smith, especially considering he married butch Jada Pinkett. And now that he's hanging out with Tom Cruise on a regular basis and is a Scientologist... well, that could only mean that he's as gay as the day is long.

Well now a Hollywood Madam, Madame X, who assured Will Smith that her discretion is tops, insists that Will Smith was a regular client of hers and he always wanted to get packed by a man. He never wanted the ladies, oh no, it was the hairy guy with the abs for him.

And we all know that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett have an open relationship, so I'm sure she knows all about his raging homo ways. Hell, I'm sure she gets it on with women on a regular basis anyway. It's just one huge gay fest over at the Smiths.