Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are Back Together

I guess after seeing Lindsay Lohan on Ellen, Sam Ronson decided that she still really loves Lindsay Lohan and wants to work things out because her car was outside Lindsay Lohan's house all night and Sam Ronson didn't leave until 6 a.m.

So I don't know if this was just a booty call or a "I love you and let's work this out" moment, but I'm guessing that Sam Ronson probably felt like she was being used by Lindsay for a while there. Although that's kind of laughable because Sam wouldn't have made nearly as much money as she did had she not been with Lindsay.

Oh well, I guess all's well that ends well, huh?

Lindsay Lohan on Ellen Video

Lindsay Lohan visits Ellen DeGeneres today and ends up talking about Sam Ronson. Lindsay Lohan does her best to clear up all the gossip being written about her online, but admits that she had no idea that Sam Ronson was dumping her.

Lindsay Lohan also admits that her career is in the crapper and she needs to get back in the game, and even says that perhaps her relationship with Sam Ronson was destroying her more than helping her. 

Lindsay Lohan still fesses up, however, that she is still very much in love with Sam Ronson and hopes to one day reconcile. 

Sam Ronson Dumps Lindsay Lohan

Sam Ronson has finally caught on that Lindsay Lohan is nothing but dead weight. Yes, it's true that Sam Ronson got most of her DJing gigs because she was dating Lindsay Lohan, but now it seems that Lindsay Lohan is broke and useless in every way. That's right. Sam finally dumped Lindsay.

So Sam Ronson locked Lindsay Lohan out of her house on April 4, 2009, because, and I'm just guessing here, Lindsay Lohan is getting too expensive and useless for her own good. I think she may need an intervention. Where are Ben Affleck's people?!?

It may also be because Lindsay Lohan has been getting too close to Lily Allen, and not just as a "friend." Sam Ronson didn't just lock Lindsay out, she changed the locks. So Sam must mean business. That, or Lindsay just doesn't get the message.

Cops Called to Samantha Ronson's House

I wonder if anyone would get upset if they learned that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were violent with one another? I'm guessing that, because it's two chicks, no one really considers it "domestic abuse."

But on March 14, 2009, the cops were called to Samantha Ronson's place because she and Lindsay Lohan were likely coked up out of their minds and began to get all violent with one another.

So the cops showed, some of them with an arrest warrant for Lindsay Lohan's ass, but no one answered the door, so the cops eventually split. But Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan even broke a window in the home, but the cops didn't climb inside and do their duty.

So what does the future have in store for Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson? Well, it's likely that Lindsay Lohan will not go to jail (she has a hearing set on Monday), but Samantha Ronson will keep stringing her along because she gets better DJing gigs with Lohan in her corner.

And is it just me or are Lindsay Lohan's roots about 6 inches long in this image? She probably can't afford to dye her hair anymore; or she'd prefer to blow that money on, well, blow.

Lindsay Lohan Still Drinking

Lindsay Lohan is no longer a recovering alcoholic/drug addict. Lindsay Lohan's alcoholic and drug addiction days are actually in full swing... except this time she's thrown lesbianism into the mix.

A security camera at a club that Samantha Ronson was DJing at caught Lindsay Lohan drinking vodka and Red Bull, buying cocaine, making out with Samantha Ronson, and texting.

So it looks like there's a good reason why Lindsay Lohan's career is in the crapper. Looks to me like Lindsay Lohan will be broke before long and she's going to look like she's 50 when she hits 25.