Michael Phelps Bong Picture

Now that Michael Phelps won those 8 gold medals at the 2008 Olympics, he can go back to what he doing before that; smoking a boatload of weed through a bong.

News of the World published the unfortunate and very compromising photos of Michael Phelps as he sucks on a bong full of weed and now he's apologizing for it. Of course, we all know that Michael Phelps is only apologizing for getting caught. Ih-dee-ott.

Now Michael Phelps is going to have to apologize over and over again to all the parents who've been trying to get their kids to emulate him because, well, he's just a stoner who is a freak swimmer.

Michael Phelps' Saturday Night Live Skits

Well, I'm not sure if you caught Michael Phelps' comedic and acting debut, but if you ask me it was quite lackluster and watching Michael Phelps reading from cue cards for 90 minutes wasn't exactly thrilling.

They really played the whole 8 gold medal thing ad nauseum, which I'm guessing is fitting since that's the only reason he made it onto Saturday Night Live in the first place.

Michael Phelps should stick to his day job and avoid any unnecessary attempts at comedy. Although the Michael Phelps diet does sound pretty irresistible...

Watch a video clip of Michael Phelps on Saturday Night Live:

Michael Phelps Carrie Underwood Dating

It's one thing that Michael Phelps is slated to not only host NBC's Saturday Night Live and guest star on HBO's Entourage; he has also managed to land a date with Carrie Underwood, who recently revealed that she thought the freak swimmer was "cute."

The two have been texting each other and Michael Phelps insisted that their first date not involve eating because "I’m not so sure you’d want to see me eat! It might not make a great first impression." I'm guessing he eats like a savage.

So I wonder how all this will turn out... I'm guessing it will go nowhere because, well, Michael Phelps just doesn't seem like a normal guy and all this fame will likely go straight to his head, and not the one with the brain in it. And that will not go over well with Carrie Underwood.

Amanda Beard Dating Michael Phelps?

If you don't know who Amanda Beard is, I'll tell you; she's this big loser who's an Olympic gold medal winner (1996) and model who is likely best known for showing off her nude body in the July 2007 issue of Playboy.

She proves that she's big loser by using the word "Eww!" whenever asked about whether or not she dated or is dating Michael Phelps on the Johnjay & Rich radio show. She sounds uneducated and insults him over and over again by saying stupid things like "Eww, that's nasty. I have never, ever hooked up with Michael Phelps. Come on, I have really good taste. He's really not my type."

And although I admit she is pretty easy on the eyes, if I ever had to spend time in a room with a chick who thought "Eww!" was part of the English language, I'd probably drown myself.

I admit that I don't think that Michael Phelps is a stunner by any means, but I wouldn't go on record and say something like "Eww, that's nasty." I mean, he does have a great body and the fact that he can wriggle must be very useful between the sheets.

Michael Phelps Sports Illustrated Cover

So here is the superhuman himself, Michael Phelps, on the cover of Sports Illustrated, bearing the 8 gold medals he said he would win at the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Did he ever nail it.

The picture is not that big a deal however, as I was hoping that they would capitalize on his abs and chest, and not so much on his face and ears. But hey, you can't win them all, I guess.

So here is the cover of Sports Illustrated, which can be found on newsstands across North America on August 20, 2008.

Shirtless Celeb Of The Day - Michael Phelps

Yes I know you saw Michael Phelps in all his shirtless glory at the 2008 Beijing Olympics where he managed to win 8 gold medals for the USA, but how's about a little freeze frame for all the ladies who happened to miss a couple of his glorious moments?

You can bet that he can add "richest man ever in the Olympics games" to his washboard ads. And yes, he is somewhat goofy-looking with his ears that stick out and his underbite, but what Michael Phelps lacks in beauty, he more than makes up for with his athleticism and determination.

He is a star athlete who has mastered his craft and that definitely makes him one sexy, sexy dude.