Tom Cruise Signs a Scientology Protestor's Mask

You gotta hand it to Tom Cruise; he is just the epitome of calm and cool again. I guess the meds must be working.

When a German Scientology protestor wore a mask to Tom Cruise's Valkyrie premiere, guards confiscated it and the guy started protesting that he wanted to have it signed. So Tom Cruise asked for it and, not only did he sign it, he drew a peace sign on it.

I guess after Tom Cruise went crazy trying to push Scientology on people, he realized that what he was doing wasn't fair and now he keeps quiet about his beliefs and lets others believe what they want as well.

I have to say it; I love Tom Cruise again.

Tom Cruise Wants 10 Children

If Tom Cruise gets his way, Katie Holmes will need to rest up because he has 10 children in mind for the future. Tom Cruise already has 3 so Katie Holmes only needs to pop out 7 more and his life will be complete.

I'm not really sure how Katie Holmes will feel upon discovering that Tom Cruise told The Sun that he would love to have 10 children. I'm guessing he wants to give Brad Pitt and the crew a run for their money.

Let's wait and see what Katie Holmes has to say about Tom Cruise's latest comment. Then again, I think he has forbade her from talking to the press.

Tom Cruise Does His Own Top 10 List on Letterman

Tom Cruise was on David Letterman on December 16, 2008, and he came on with his own Top 10 list of the craziest things that are said about him on the internet, and believe me, Tom Cruise has comedy chops yet.

Tom Cruise lists off on his Top 10 list and, although he cracks a laugh every now and then, he manages to make the audience holler with laughter, rather than the usual pity applause David Letterman usually gets when he lists off his own Top 10s.

Tom Cruise has been doing the publicity circuit for Valkyrie and I think he has managed to salvage his reputation and is seemingly normal again. He stopped preaching about Scientology and is able to laugh at himself. Now, I'm jusr waiting for Tom Cruise to appear on Saturday Night Live making fun of his religion - now that would be awesome.

Charlize Theron & Tom Cruise to Star in The Tourist

Charlize Theron, in what could only be called a moment of wild drunkenness, has agreed to star opposite Tom Cruise in a remake of an old movie called The Tourist.

Beautiful Charlize Theron plans to ruin her career by playing an Interpol agent who tries to take her former lover, Tom Cruise, for a ride.

Oh my goodness, I have no idea what has gotten into Charlize Theron. Perhaps she'll have a moment of clarity and realize that starring alongside Tom Cruise is a lose-lose situation.

Tom Cruise Roasts Matt Lauer

Yes, perhaps I missed the boat on the Matt Lauer roast, but I think it's great that Tom Cruise is doing his best to seem normal.

And he's actually pretty comical; Tom Cruise manages to make fun of Matt Lauer in a great way because, as you may remember, Tom Cruise went off on Matt Lauer during an interview a few years ago.

Tom Cruise may be on the way up again, but then again, he's bound to do something stupid to mess up this positive press.

The best part of the roast? When Tom Cruise goes to walk off stage, Matt Lauer says, "Come on Tom, stick around, we can get you a booster seat."

Joshua Jackson Reunites With Katie Holmes

In an effort to get to the root of what's got Katie Holmes so depressed (I'll give you one guess), Joshua Jackson (yes, Pacey from Dawson's Creek), Katie Holme's ex-boyfriend and co-star, paid her a visit with some flowers.

Joshua Jackson was worried about Katie Holmes seeing that she was down all the time and hasn't been spending any quality time with the old crew since hooking up with Tom Cruise and having Suri.

Katie Holmes gave him a big old hug and the two had sex right there on the street for everyone to see. Take that, Scientology! Just kidding, but that would've made a great story had I had the pictures to prove it.

Nevertheless, the two hung out and shot the breeze and you know that Tom Cruise is going to ramp up the drugs and hypnotism sessions to ensure that this never happens again. For all we know, Joshua Jackson, the star of the new X-Files-like show called Fringe, might meet with an unfortunate accident. Stay tuned.

Shiloh Jolie Pitt vs. Suri Cruise

In what I can only call the lowest of the low, Star magazine is using its cover to pit Shiloh Jolie Pitt against Suri Cruise all in a bid to sell more magazines. The sad part? It's working.

The rag is making Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's Shiloh out to be a down-to-earth kind of gal while Suri is pitted as being in control of her parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, and essentially runs things in the household.

Star also points out that Shiloh binges on cookies while Suri is still hooked on the bottle and that Suri dresses in designer clothes while Shiloh is living in hand-me-downs.

The cover is priceless and drives their point home, but at the end of the day, this is cruelty at its worst and I hope the parents sue them into bankruptcy.

Angelina Jolie Replaces Tom Cruise in Edwin A. Salt

Angelina Jolie has barely given birth to her twins and already, she's pegged to replace Tom Cruise in the upcoming spy flick Edwin A. Salt, which I'm assuming will likely bare another name considering she has a vagina and all. But then, Tom does seem somewhat effeminate... but I digress.

The movie centers around a CIA agent who is accused of being a Russian sleeper spy and must flee from capture long enough to prove she's innocent. Of course, this sounds like a movie that Angelina has been in a dozen times already.

Nevertheless, I will still pay top dollar to watch Angelina pucker her lips while she kills the bad guys, dress in tight black clothes and use catchy one liners.