Kara DioGuardi Bikini Body

Is it just me or is Kara DioGuardi rocking a really great body under those clothes? On the Wednesday finale of American Idol, Kara DioGuardi not only proved she could sing, she also showed Bikini Girl Katrina Darrell that her body isn't the only body worthy of a bikini. 

Kara DioGuardi ripped off her dress to show off her abs after she finished singing the song, and you could tell that Katrina Darrell had no idea it was going to happen. According to her they "turned my mic off, so obviously they wanted to hear her sing..."

When asked if she was surprised, Katrina Darrell answered, "When she flashed? The white body? Yeah, she needs a spray tan."

Yes, and now, Katrina Darrell needs a new gimmick. Ba-bye.

Paula Abdul Will Leave American Idol

Paula Abdul openly criticized the fact that fourth judge Kara DioGuardi had been added to the American Idol roster, complaining that it now takes way too long to get through all the judges commentary.

To be quite honest, adding Kara DioGuardi has made me appreciate Paula Abdul that much more. It's pretty obvious that they brought Kara DioGuardi on because Paula Abdul is splitting after this year because her contract expires.

I'm not a big fan of Kara DioGuardi because she just doesn't bring anything interesting to the show. She tries to hard and last night she got burned when she was the first judge to give her opinion after her performance and all three judges completely disagreed with her. It was sweet.

And just for fun, here is Nick "Norman" Mitchell's performance.

American Idol's Bikini Girl Serves Kara DioGuardi

American Idol 8 introduced "bikini girl" Katrina Darrell who sang "Vision of Love" and Kara DioGuardi was obviously upset that the girl was so incredibly hot and that Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson were taken by her.

Kara DioGuardi did not want her to go through to Hollywood, so she tried correcting her singing and bikini girl Katrina Darrell told her that she was no better at singing the song.

Katrina Darrell has a mental body, but her face reminded me of Celine Dion, and no, that's not a compliment.

Paula Abdul tried to be crazy, I mean, the voice of reason, but it all ended in hilarity and Katrina Darrell and her bikini made it to Hollywood, and after she jumped up and down (in slow-mo for those of us at home), she kissed Ryan Seacrest. It was incredibly awkward and I got the impression that Ryan Seacrest was afraid that she may have given him herpes. That, or she just yanked him out of that closet.

Kara DioGuardi American Idol Judge

American Idol and its dwindling ratings have decided to add a fourth member to its panel of judges. Kara DioGuardi is a renowned songwriter and will be a welcomed (read: coherent) addition to American Idol.

And while some are speculating that she will be siding with Paula Abdul and initiate more "girl power" into the show (whatever the hell that means), I think it's safe to say that she will barely be able to understand the stupidness that spews out of Abdul's mouth.

Hopefully, she'll be more like Simon Cowell and will make fun of the auditioners until they cry and curse her out to the camera.

So stay tuned for the new season with Kara DioGuardi, looks like it'll be interesting.