The Michael Jackson Metamorphosis

Michael Jackson died on June 25, 2009, and all I can think about is what he would've looked like had he not had all those surgeries.

I wonder if he would've gone through all the crap he went through had he seemed more "normal" to the outside world.

Why did he change his look so drastically? Why wasn't he happy with himself? Did his radical surgeries kill his career? Did people have a hard time looking directly at him?

At the end of the day, Michael Jackson was a man with feelings and emotions like the rest of us, but most people couldn't see it because they were so busy looking away in horror.

Michael Jackson was an amazing artist, a great dancer, and he did set the standard for most pop artists today. Unfortunately, he faded out in the late '90s and then became more famous for his personal life than his professional one.

I grew up on Off the Wall, Thriller, Bad, and HIStory, so I know how amazing all his songs are, I just wish we could've seen the real Michael Jackson and appreciated him in all his glory.

Rest in peace, Michael Jackson, you will be missed.

Michael Jackson to Auction Off Bizarre Items

Considering Michael Jackson is in a financial pinch of sorts, he's decided to auction off some seriously bizarre items to the highest bidders. But considering Michael Jackson is a bit of a weirdo himself, I'm guessing these items are completely normal for him.

First up for bid: the gates to Michael Jackson's now defunct Neverland Ranch.

Next is a piece of art the depicts Mona Lisa, Michael Jackson (pre-crazy surgery) and company donning dark sunglasses and a white glove. No seriously.

Then there's the Rolls Royce, more strange artwork, rhinestoned socks, that infamos white spandex glove, a personal letter from Ronald Reagan, his 1984 American Music Award for Thriller, and Edward Scissorhands' hands. Yes, this is all for real, so if you thought there was a chance that Michael Jackson was just a bit misunderstood, here's all the evidence you need to figure otherwise.

Clay Aiken Admits He's Gay in People Magazine

Although anyone with an inkling of a mind already knew that Clay Aiken is as gay as the day is long, it seems that some fans are shocked by the upcoming People magazine cover that brandishes Clay Aiken with his newborn son admitting, finally, that "Yes I'm Gay!"

Some fans are heartbroken and feels like they've been "lied to" and now just don't see Clay Aiken in the same light. But in al honesty, did these girls really imagine that one day he was going to fall in love with them and marry them? I mean, the boy is gay, not a mass murderer. Take a breath, you idiots.

So Clay Aiken is likely going to lose a host of fans, even though he's so gay that he didn't have a kid the traditional way and has yet to be linked to a woman other than his mother.

I have to admit; I think Clay Aiken fans are probably a tad more delusional than Michael Jackson fans.

Pamela Anderson Dating Michael Jackson

How fitting that Michael Jackson turns 50 this year, his molesting ways not-so far behind him and now this: Michael Jackson is dating Pamela Anderson. This is, by far, the most bizarre pairing since, well, Michael Jackson and Brooke Shields. Or Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley. Or Michael Jackson and Madonna. Yes, I could go on and on.

Nevertheless, Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson have already gone on 2 dates in Malibu and while they exchanged plastic surgery stories, enjoyed a few drinks and talked shop. They enjoyed each other's company so much that it seems the two have become an item.

I am not easily shocked, but this pairing really makes me feel like taking a shower and scrubbing away the nasty. It just doesn't sound right. Just not right. For all we know, though, he's probably after something else, like, say, her kids, or perhaps even a glimpse of Tommy Lee's horse penis.