Celebrity Flaw - Madonna Veiny Arms

What the hell happened to Madonna? Why does she look like her skeleton's on the outside?

Somebody give this woman a hamburger, for the love of God!

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Mena Suvari Cellulite

Ah yes, the cellulite is back and this time Mena Suvari is the carrier. Although from the front, Mena Suvari looks downright flawless, when baby girl turns around, she has the hamstrings of a cottage cheese mama.

Now I'm not laughing it up while I write this, I feel for all women who just can't shake that orange peel away, but I do take comfort in the fact that even a boatload of money cannot take that cellulite away. Nevertheless, Mena Suvari is beautiful, with cellulite or without cellulite.

Celebrity Flaw - Drew Barrymore Yellow Teeth

As a celebrity, Drew Barrymore should know better than to parade around the paparazzi with canary yellow teeth - that's just wrong on so many levels. Drew Barrymore decided that she would wear all the Cover Girl makeup she had in her house before leaving the house.

If that weren't bad enough, Drew Barrymore then decided that she would wear a lipstick that would further accentuate the yellow teeth that she so proudly flashed during her Grey Gardens movie premiere.

It is a celebrity's job to look glamorous and when someone like Drew Barrymore - who is rolling in dough, mind you - doesn't get her cigarette and coffee stains removed, you gotta wonder what's up with that.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Serena Williams Cellulite

Serena Williams is one woman I would not want to mess with. Yes, she's soft spoken, but she carries a big stick - well, a tennis racket, but you know what I mean.

But I will, however, reveal that even Serena Williams, the woman who can throw down with the best of them in a tennis match, is plagued with cellulite. And boy does baby have back. 

Serena Williams looks like she enjoys a bucket of wings every now and then, and it's starting to show on her bottom and thighs. Ah cellulite, what a formidable opponent. 

Zac Efron Gets Q-Tips Thrown His Way

After being photographed in London with some really dark and thick earwax, Zac Efron was showered with Q-Tips the next time he was seen out in public. This should serve as a lesson to Zac Efron and every other celeb that thinks it's okay not to be perfect. We will find you, we will catch you and we will show the world your imperfections.

I kinda feel bad for Zac Efron; he's so used to being a big-time heartthrob that it must be killing him when chicks think of him as nothing more than a ball of wax.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Vivica Fox Hairline

Vivica Fox is attractive; even after all the plastic surgery. But sometimes it's hard to look at her, and with a hairline that goes as far back as the middle of her skull, it's getting even harder.

Vivica Fox must have burnt her hair off at some point during one of her "under the knife" events, because you just can't tell where her hairline starts and her forehead ends.

Vivica Fox will likely never star in a movie again, mostly because she's a self-absorbed diva, but the fact that she's going bald like a guy doesn't help either.

Jewel Explains Why She Won't Fix Her Bad Teeth

Jewel finally explains to the world why she hasn't fixed her stalagmite teeth to the world via Jimmy Kimmel. Jewel starts of by telling everyone that she embraces her flaws, but then goes on to make us crack up by showing us exactly what those sharp teeth of hers can do. 

And yes, Jewel can use those teeth to save lives, and she never plans on getting them fixed. 

Lady Gaga Cellulite

Lady Gaga used to be a stripper; what a treat that must have been considering she has a butt you could literally serve drinks on. And lucky for Lady Gaga, strip joints are nice and dark so the men who are stuffing her G-string with money can't see her cellulite.

I know what you're going to say: If you squeezed your butt cheeks, there'd be so many dimples that every baby on earth would be jealous. But ladies, this is Lady Gaga, who prides herself on never wearing pants. So if she has even the remotest amount of cellulite, LadyThrills.com will bring it your way.

Maybe I can't read her pa-pa-pa-poker face, but I can sure as hell tell what's going on around that ass.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Victoria Beckham Weird Neck

Victoria Beckham is as skinny as they get, there's no surprise there. But it's also true that Victoria Beckham has managed to make her extreme thinness work for her as well. Except for now.

Here is an image of Victoria Beckham either a) showing her age, or; b) swallowing a few pieces of rice that got stuck on their way down.

Victoria Beckham needs to do something about that look ASAP and perhaps she should consider turtlenecks... I hear they're all the rage alongside the aviator glasses.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Miranda Kerr Sweaty Armpits

Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr isn't just virtually perfect; she's also dating hottie Orlando Bloom. So I'm sure you could just imagine my delight when I discovered that, yes, indeed, Miranda Kerr does have a flaw. She sweats...

Okay, so it's not the end of the world, but we have high demands of our Victoria's Secret models, so when they have pit stains coming through a shirt, it just goes to show that even they aren't completely perfect.

Yes, I know that Miranda Kerr's flaw is negligible, but I'll take it. I'm guessing, however, that Orlando Bloom won't be dumping her though.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Fergie Old Neck

Fergie is almost 34 years old but she has the neck of a 60-year-old woman. You'd think that with all the time Fergie spends on her fitness, she might give her neck the TLC is requires to stay looking as young as the rest of her.

Fergie really needs to do something about that waddle because it's going to make her look terrible. I wonder how her new husband Josh Duhamel feels about seeing Fergie's old, wrinkly neck in the morning.

Chances are that Fergie probably wakes up much earlier than him and gets all dolled up before he wakes up because you know he wouldn't stick around if he saw the hell she must really look like in the morning.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - AnnaLynne McCord Fake Tan

Wow, I never really thought that Beverly Hills: 90210's AnnaLynne McCord was all that hot, but for some reason, most men tend to fall all over themselves for this 21-year-old. Well, now AnnaLynne McCord has decided to step up her game by making herself look 15 years older than she actually is.

AnnaLynne McCord thought it a good idea to head down to the tanning booths and turn a dark orange just in time to don a white dress that would perfectly accent her incredibly fake tan with raccoon eyes.

So if AnnaLynne McCord was one of your "oh I wish I looked like her" kind of girls, you might change your mind after this.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Jennifer Carpenter Sweaty Armpits

Jennifer Carpenter is the pretty 29-year-old who stars in the TV show Dexter, but she looks like she's anything but standing here with her husband Michael C. Hall and sporting very sweaty armpits.

Considering she probably brings home a pretty sweet paycheck, you'd think she'd consider some botox injections to stop the hyperhidrosis somewhat, huh? But I'm guessing Jennifer Carpenter knew that her armpits were that sweaty and just didn't care.

Hey, more power to her. I mean, I'm not even a celeb and I wouldn't be caught dead with sweaty pit stains on my shirts. Here's to you, Miss Carpenter.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Madonna Facial Hair

You have to hand it to Madonna; she's doing whatever it takes to keep herself looking as young as possible. Unfortunately, Madonna has fallen victim to facial hair and a closeup shot of her face proves it.

At first I thought it was weird little veins in her face but, upon closer inspection, it's obvious that Madonna is well on her way to menopause and even she can't stop the impending doom that a lack of estrogen is going to cause.

Madonna should consult a laser hair removal clinic and try to get rid of this facial hair that is taking over her chin and perhaps we can all forget that this mess ever happened.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Lindsay Lohan Lip Injections

I don't know what it is with celebrities but Lindsay Lohan is the latest one to fall victim to fish lips. Yes, Lindsay Lohan, who is looking more and more like she's in her 40s, recently got lip injections in an effort to hang on to her youth and make herself more marketable, I'm guessing.

Considering most movie directors won't go near her and that rumor has it she's about to star in the remake of Nightmare on Elm Street, which isn't saying much, Lindsay Lohan thought it would be a great idea if she pumped her lips full of ass fat.

What makes all of this so sad is that Lindsay Lohan has actually become even more pathetic than her nemesis, Paris Hilton. And that's really sad.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Kellie Pickler Makeup

I'm not a very big fan of Kellie Pickler to begin with, but it's obvious that she either dipped her face in the devil's dandruff before she stepped out of the house or her makeup people need to be fired ASAP.

Kellie Pickler left her house looking all kinds of powdery; add to that some atrocious red lipstick and you easily have yourself a Robert Palmer video reject. Kellie Pickler really needs to consult the mirror more often before she steps out. Kellie Pickler cannot succeed on breast implants alone.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - MoNique Hairy Legs

You may not be incredibly familiar with Mo'Nique; she is a comedian who likes to eat. A lot. Well, it seems that her culinary induglences have led to her forgetting that her legs actually need to be shaved before she steps out of the house in a red dress. I'm guessing Mo'Nique either didn't get the memo or, as they say in rap speak made for radio, she don't give a tish. 

Mo'Nique stepped out with her man and her full on beastly hairy legs and even posed for pictures so that the world could get a really good look at the fur that grows on her unusually disproportionate-to-her-body calves. 

Hey, I adore Mo'Nique and think that she's all kinds of funny, but she definitely needs to give those legs some wax on.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Beyonce Cellulite

Beyonce is a helluva beautiful girl, it's true, but even Beyonce suffers from cellulite. And even though it looks like she doesn't have that much cellulite, you need to keep in mind that if I were hella rich and new that I was going to be wearing a bikini and that paparazzi would likely catch it on camera, I would get some serious cellulite treatments beforehand. And you can bet your ass Beyonce did.

It's obvious she works out because her abs are made of all kinds of steel, but girlfriend has thunder thighs and the cellulite that comes with them. I still love Beyonce and I'm sure that Jay-Z also feels good when he feels her up.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Lily Allen Third Nipple

Perhaps I am the last one to hear about this, but it seems that Lily Allen has a third nipple and she even showed off in a recent obscure interview. The interviewer asked Lily Allen about her third nipple and she showed it to him with pleasure.

The strangest part was that he rubbed it. Now I don't know about you, but for me, a nipple is a nipple and some strange guy shouldn't get to rub it simply because I show it to him.

Lily Allen also admits that her third nipple gets hard when you rub it. That Lily, she's one classy chick.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Kate Hudson Cellulite

Kate Hudson is one of the very beautiful people in Hollywood, but even she has succumbed to the evil that is cellulite. That's right, ladies, Kate Hudson has cellulite on her butt.

Kate Hudson still looks quite fetching in her bikini, I'll give her that, but at the end of the day, I take comfort in the fact that she has cellulite and must do her damnedest to fight it off, just like the rest of us common folk.