Jewel finally explains to the world why she hasn't fixed her stalagmite teeth to the world via Jimmy Kimmel. Jewel starts of by telling everyone that she embraces her flaws, but then goes on to make us crack up by showing us exactly what those sharp teeth of hers can do.
We all know that Jewel has some weird teeth that she believed made her original and beautiful in her own way, but I bet you didn't know that Jewel had weird breasts that look like there's one extra breast hiding underneath another.
Perhaps Jewel tried to push them up by taping, or maybe Jewel had some kind of work done that left her breasts looking bizarre, but whatever the case, you'd think that Jewel could afford to get that fixed up, or at least avoid wearing a dress that highlighted said flaw.
Maybe Jewel doesn't care and sees her lopsided breasts as yet another flaw to embrace. Maybe. Or maybe she's at home right now, staring at her naked body and crying while she drowns her sorrows in a tub of fat-free soy ice cream.
Jewel has finally tied the knot with her boyfriend of 10 years, Ty Murray. The couple eloped in the Bahamas and that could only mean one thing: she's pregnant.
Jewel was dressed in a traditional wedding gown, while her countryman donned blue jeans, a white shirt and a cowboy hat... sounds like a classy shindig.
The two already share a home together and just last year were saying that they were in no ruch to wed, so I'm pretty damn sure she's pregnant. I just can't wait to hear what she's going to name her kid...
