Kelly Ripa has the right last name because the girl is ripped all over. Kelly Ripa is so fit that she could compete in fitness competitions and win.
How old is Kelly Ripa? She's 41. How many kids does she have? 3 - aged 13, 10 and 8.
Not only is Kelly Ripa fit as hell; she does not have a drop of cellulite on her body. I mean, seriously, check out these bikini pictures. Granted, she has a weird belly button, but besides that, she is perfect.
December 13, 2011
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June 9, 2011
Zuo furniture review in MontrealLittle did I realize that Zuo Modern Contemporary in Montreal was about to feed a rage within with a mediocre product and the worst customer service ever.
I ordered three bar stools called Equino in white. They arrived almost as soon as I placed the order, which was great - if the Zuo product didn't suck so much.
So yeah, I called Zuo customer service and spoke to Michelle, who asked me to take pics, upload them and email them to her. I guess they need proof that I wasn't lying because, you know, there's a lot I can do with extra bases, one stool and some missing screws.
Needless to say, I did what she asked.
Zuo furniture in Montreal sucksThe replacement items were shipped within a week. This time, some things were wrong and the two replacement bases were also damaged. Enraged, I called Michelle at Zuo immediately.
Her response? "I'm not responsible for what the warehouse sends out." Lovely, and wow, way to represent your company. Zuo girl said that she would call me back. That never happened.
And as you can imagine, having 2 kids, a full-time job, and the little kinks that we call life, I sorta, kinda dropped the issue.
But the issue reared itself again when the middleman, BeyondTheRack.com, got involved.
Zuo Montreal has the worst customer serviceLo and behold, Michelle told BeyondTheRack that I was lying and never contacted her a second time. As you can imagine, Zuo girl left me enraged.
A new Zuo woman named Emmanuel contacted me this time and wow, what an attitude. First off, she exaggerated everything - using words like "never" and "a million times", so I knew that she was going to be as much of a pleasure to talk to as was the original Zuo girl I dealt with.
She said she would call me back in a few minutes and guess what? She never did, either. I'm guessing that's the MO at Zuo Modern Contemporary as a whole - "call you back" is just an expression.
She called the next day however, when I informed BeyondTheRack that I want nothing to do with these people. Apparently, they had shipped over the replacement parts without telling me.
Zuo furniture in Montreal employees are liarsWhen Zuo girl #2 called, I was on fire from knowing that Michelle accused me of lying, so as you can imagine, my vocabulary had become quite colorful upon answering the phone.
Then, Zuo girl #2 started off with another lie, "BeyondTheRack says you told them that I never spoke to you..." Fire was on.
So I laid into her about what a crappy company Zuo was and how their customer service was atrocious and that, because Michelle had accused me of lying, I was "f*ckin" enraged. Well, you won't believe what her retort was.
She said "I can't speak to you if you keep telling me to go f*ck myself." She confirmed that she was deluded. But it's true I should not have cursed.
Tell others not to buy Zuo Modern Contemporary furnitureAnyway, I told her that I wanted nothing more to do with them and that they could keep their crappy Zuo products and that I would deal with Zuo Modern Contemporary via the social media circuit. And that's where you come in...
Please take note that Zuo Modern Contemporary houses a mediocre product and that their customer service is awful. Zuo sucks. Zuo scams their clients with nice pictures. It's sort of a bait-and-switch.
So good luck, Zuo, you're going to need it.
May 17, 2011
What in the world does it say about all the contestants when they knowingly keep a sneaky, manipulative guy like Robert Carlo Mariano, aka Boston Rob, around, knowing that he has already gone all the way?
And why the hell does Survivor keep bringing Boston Rob back to the show? Is he a ratings winner, or did Boston Rob beg them to get on so he could shed all that pasta weight he gained over the years?
All in all, Boston Rob went all the way to the end and took home another million dollars to his wife, Amber Brkich, and two daughters, Lucia Rose and Carina Rose.
I'm not sure if Survivor was rigged this time around, or the contestants were just burnt, but either way, the fact that Boston Rob took home the prize speaks volumes about the state of the world today. To me, it seems quite clear: it's all just a little bit of history repeating itself.
October 21, 2010
Alex Meraz is the latest addition to the Twilight franchise and will be playing Paul in New Moon. And yes, he's as hot as they come, but don't get too excited; Alex Meraz married and is constantly taking photographs of himself with his pregnant wife.
Nevertheless, that doesn't steal away from his hotness, but he will never be in the Robert Pattinson crazy fan realm because the girls tend to veer away from the already married dudes. Which is great, if you think about it.
Here are some shirtless pictures of Alex Meraz anyway, just so you can appreciate his utter perfection.
February 15, 2010
If you own a laptop and always feel like a jackass because there's always something missing, now you can finally get your hands on those little gadgets that will help to complete your life and make blog posting easier than it ever was.
October 26, 2009
If you don't know what Twitter is exactly, please step away from the computer.
August 12, 2009
Channing Tatum is sexy as hell, even at 18, wearing a thong and lip syncing on stage, he proved that he was the man. And man does he have a package!
We love you Channing Tatum!
July 27, 2009
July 13, 2009
Poor Jessica Simpson is single again because Tony Romo dumped her ass now that his new season is about to begin. Jessica Simpson is now spending her time on Twitter and trying to land the covers of all the tabloids. Unfortunately, a little thing called Michael Jackson has monopolized the tabloids.
Jessica Simpson is about to gain more weight than we have ever seen before. Unless of course, John Mayer decides to pay her a visit or two now that Tony Romo has given her her 4%.
Hopefully, this won't translate into another awful country album on Jessica Simpson's part. And for her sake, I hope Tony Romo has a terrible season; otherwise it will confirm what everyone has always thought to be true.
July 8, 2009
Ah yes, the cellulite is back and this time Mena Suvari is the carrier. Although from the front, Mena Suvari looks downright flawless, when baby girl turns around, she has the hamstrings of a cottage cheese mama.
June 26, 2009
Michael Jackson died on June 25, 2009, and all I can think about is what he would've looked like had he not had all those surgeries.
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June 25, 2009
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Perez Hilton, perhaps the most overated gossip blogger, has finally issued an apology for calling Will.i.am a faggot. Yes, Perez Hilton really did call Will.i.am a faggot. It's kind of weird, but I think that all this proves what I've always known to be true. Perez Hilton is straight. There, I said it.
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June 4, 2009
David Carradine, (I shamefully admit that I thought he became famous because of the Kill Bill franchise), was found dead in Bangkok on Thursday June 4, 2009.
David Carradine was found naked, hanging in the closet at a suite at the luxury Swissotel Nai Lert Park Hotel. David Carradine was in Bangkok filming the a movie called "Stretch".
I have to admit that I am shocked. May David Carradine rest in peace. He was 72.
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May 27, 2009
Chris Brown surfaced on YouTube promoting a new album and telling the world "I ain't no monster." Wow, who woulda thunk it?
Lady Gaga makes it very clear what she looks for in a man - a big dick and nothing else. No, seriously, that's what she told an Australian reporter.
May 23, 2009
Robert Pattinson is living it up in Cannes and he and a woman named Erika Dutra were busy "canoodling" at one of the parties. Of course, this has all of his teen fans in an uproar.
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Is it just me or is Kara DioGuardi rocking a really great body under those clothes? On the Wednesday finale of American Idol, Kara DioGuardi not only proved she could sing, she also showed Bikini Girl Katrina Darrell that her body isn't the only body worthy of a bikini.
When asked if she was surprised, Katrina Darrell answered, "When she flashed? The white body? Yeah, she needs a spray tan."
Yes, and now, Katrina Darrell needs a new gimmick. Ba-bye.
May 18, 2009
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May 12, 2009
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May 11, 2009
Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg have nailed it yet again. Watch "Mother Lover" and do your best not to crack up.
May 5, 2009
Cindy Crawford's husband, Rande Gerber, is being sued for sexual harassment by two waitresses who work at a restaurant that he owns. The women claim that Rande Gerber tried kissing them on numerous occasions in 2008, and even put his hand up their skirts.
May 4, 2009
David Hasselhoff has already made a drunken fool of himself while his daughter taped his antics and posted them on the Internet for the world to see, which prompted his wife to leave him and never look back.