Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson

Poor Jessica Simpson is single again because Tony Romo dumped her ass now that his new season is about to begin. Jessica Simpson is now spending her time on Twitter and trying to land the covers of all the tabloids. Unfortunately, a little thing called Michael Jackson has monopolized the tabloids.

Jessica Simpson is about to gain more weight than we have ever seen before. Unless of course, John Mayer decides to pay her a visit or two now that Tony Romo has given her her 4%.

Hopefully, this won't translate into another awful country album on Jessica Simpson's part. And for her sake, I hope Tony Romo has a terrible season; otherwise it will confirm what everyone has always thought to be true.

Jessica Simpson is Still Looking Fat

Jessica Simpson must be loving the publicity, even if the media is sticking her in its fat issues. Jessica Simpson is still looking plump and the outfits that she's choosing are doing nothing to mask the fact that she has plenty of back fat.

Jessica Simpson is singing at yet another chili cook off... or something of the sort, and although she's draped in black, those latex pants only make her thighs look like two single bed mattresses rubbing together.

And even though her sister Ashlee has come to her defense, there's no denying that Jessica Simpson has been spending a little too much time at the buffet table.

Jessica Simpson is Gaining Weight

It's not bad enough that Jessica Simpson is wearing mom jeans and has arms that look like they wiggle back and forth if she claps her hands; but Jessica Simpson looks like she's one donut away from heading to Celebrity Fit Club.

Jessica Simpson must have stepped away from her Daisy Duke workout routine because she's looking roly poly at best. I get that she's trying to go country, but that doesn't mean that she has to ingest it.

What do you think of Jessica Simpson's more rubenesque shape? Does it suit her? Does the camera add 10 pounds? Did she eat the camera?

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Jessica Simpson Cellulite

To be quite honest, I never thought I'd see the day when I would get to spot even a touch of cellulite on Jessica Simpson's body. But it seems that day came when her performance on Good Morning America was met with a gust of wind that blew her skirt up and revealed some cellulite for us to feast our eyes on.

Now mind you, if that was all the cellulite I had, I would thank the gods and wander around in a bikini all day long, but nevertheless, the fact that Jessica Simpson is not perfect and that her Daisy Duke role was enhanced with plenty of cellulite treatments and a crazy diet and exercise regime makes me very, very happy.

So yes, even Jessica Simpson is plagued by cellulite so rip off your close, squeeze your butt cheeks together and take comfort in the fact that cellulite is a fact of life for almost all of us.

Carrie Underwood Calls Jessica Simpson Fat

In the never-ending war of words, Carrie Underwood has fired back at Jessica Simpson saying that her cover story on People magazine is exactly like the cover she did back when she was dating John Mayer. Carrie Underwood's words, according to a reliable source (aren't they all?), were:

"She finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate. She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter."

Ooh, them's fightin' words. At the end of the day, this is all really about Tony Romo and the fact that Jessica Simpson is on Carrie Underwood's country music turf; there's only enough room for one blonde. It would be great if the two ended up beating the breasts out of each other on stage at the CMAs on November 12, 2008. I'll keep you posted.

Jessica Simpson Carrie Underwood Catfight

It seems that because Carrie Underwood recently told Allure magazine that her ex-boyfriend and Jessica Simpson's current boyfriend Tony Romo is just a phone call away and that he still calls her, Jessica Simpson is having a jealous chuckle and insists that it's not true.

"Tony and I both laughed at that," Jessica told a Nashville radio station. “Yeah, we got a chuckle out of it.” Jessica Simpson then said that she "looked at his call log" but then insisted that “I’m kidding! I’m not that girl!” Yeah right!

I'm pretty sure she dropped the kids off at the pool upon reading Carrie Underwood's statement that "The phone will ring and it'll be (Tony), and I'll maybe not answer." Jessica Simpson then ran straight to Tony Romo's phone and went through it like a bargain hunter at a Macy's sale.

So I'm betting that when these two finally run into each other, there's going to be some full on hair pulling, scratching and biting because that's what real country singers are made of.

Oh, and for the record, Jessica Simpson insists that when she wore the "Real Girls Eat Meat" T-shirt, she had no idea that Carrie Underwood was a vegetarian. Mmm, hmm. I believe that.

Jessica Simpson Remember That Leaked

Jessica Simpson latest single "Remember That" has been leaked on the Internet. If you remember, this is the song that sparked the whole "which of Jessica Simpson's exes abused her?" debate.

So here it is, "accidentally" leaked on the Net for your listening pleasure. To be quite honest, it's actually not so bad and the lyrics are pretty profound. So despite her deep, deep foray into loserdom, it seems that Jessica Simpson is still managing to keep her head above water in the country music industry.

So take a listen to "Remember That" before it's ripped away from the Internet.

Jessica Simpson Pregnant

I was once told that women tend to get jealous when other women close to them get pregnant and, in turn they try their damnedest to get pregnant as well. And because Ashlee Simpson is pregnant and married now, you can bet that Jessica Simpson is feeling somewhat left out and wants another husband and, this time, a baby of her own.

So although it's only speculation at this point, it wouldn't be shocking to discover that Jessica Simpson is pregnant with Tony Romo's baby as we speak and that there will be a shotgun wedding to follow.

Add to all this her failing country music career and her inability to gain any sympathy from the public regarding her failed marriage, getting dumped by John Mayer and becoming the Yoko Ono of Romo's sport, and you have yourself a desperate young woman who needs someone who will love her unconditionally... enter baby. So even though the two are not yet married, Jess is trying as hard as she can to get pregnant.

Jessica Simpson Strips For Tony Romo

We all know that Jessica Simpson is about as bright as a bag of hammers, so when I heard that she does webcam strip shows for Tony Romo's pleasure, I could only shake my head in wonderment at her stupidity.

It's great that she uses her assets to keep her man happy, bu one would think that she'd know better when it comes to using the Internet as a mode of communication, especially one that involves stripping down and doing sexy time with your boyfriend. Then again, maybe she's not as dumb as we all think and this is her plan... keep the world talking about her by showing off what really makes her famous...

For all she knows, Tony Romo has all his friends standing around in the background, jerking off to her performance. Or maybe he's recording it, waiting until the day she goes running back to John Mayer so that he can get his revenge. Either way, Jessica Simpson an idiot.

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson Vital Stats
Birth Name: Jessica Ann Simpson
Birth Date: July 10, 1980
Birth Place: Abilene, Texas
Height: 5’3”
Romantic Link: Tony Romo

Jessica Simpson Interesting Facts

Jessica Simpson loves Louis Vuitton and was ecstatic to buy new toy dog, Daisy, in 2004, because the brand began making dog carriers.

Jessica is being sued for almost $317 million by U.S. clothing company “Tarrant Apparel Group” for failing to promote its labels - JS by Jessica Simpson and Princy - despite signing a three-year agreement with them in 2004.



Jessica Simpson Biography

Born on July 10, 1980, to parents Joe and Tina in Abilene, Texas, Jessica Ann Simpson began developing her vocal skills as a child at the local Baptist church, where her father was the youth minister.

By the time she was 12 years old, Jessica was ready to take her fame to the next level and auditioned to be part of The Mickey Mouse Club. Although she made it to the finals, Jessica wasn’t selected to become a member.

But that would not deter her; Jessica joined a church camp and was discovered by a small Christian music label who immediately signed Jessica to a record deal in 1995. Jessica would spend the next three years putting the album together but before she could get things off the ground, the label went bust and Jessica was left right back where she started.

Luckily, her grandmother decided that she would fund the album and so Jessica dropped out of J.J. Pearce High School in her senior year to promote her demo album (she later got her GED).

With her father by her side, Jessica joined the Christian Music Circuit, alongside Kirk Franklin and CeCe Winans, and would peddle her album after every performance.

Jessica Simpson gives Sweet Kisses

Eventually, bigwig Tommy Mottola got hold of a copy of Jessica’s album and immediately took notice of her marketability as a pop singer and quickly signed her to record deal in 1998.

After signing with Columbia Records, Jessica released Sweet Kisses in November 1999, and the album garnered three huge hit singles: “I Wanna Love You Forever,” “I Think I’m In Love” and “Where You Are.” The album was certified twice platinum and Jessica was slowly becoming a household name.

Jessica Simpson remained a virgin

Proud to be a virgin and very public about it, Jessica began dating 98 Degrees frontman Nick Lachey, in the summer of 1999. The couple would break up in 2001, at the time of Jessica’s second album release, Irresistible.

While her second effort didn’t do nearly as well as her first, it was certified gold and spawned the hits “Irresistible” and “A Little Bit.”

Jessica and Nick in Newlyweds

Jessica and Nick would reunite once again and by October 2002, the two were married and set to star in an MTV reality series that chronicled their first year of marriage entitled Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica.

Jessica set her third album’s release to coincide with the start of the series. In This Skin was certified three times platinum and featured a cover of Berlin’s hit “Take My Breath Away.”

Before wrapping up the show in 2005, Jessica and Nick received a People’s Choice Award for Favorite Reality Show. But Jessica face would not be gone for long; she was set for movie stardom.

Jessica in Dukes of Hazzard

In the summer of 2005, Jessica showed off her assets as Daisy Duke in the big screen version of Dukes of Hazzard, costarring Johnny Knoxville and Seann William Scott. The film was No. 1 at the U.S. Box Office in its first week of release, but quickly faded from memory and was heavily panned by critics.

But Jessica managed to make her mark as a singer once again, recording a single for the soundtrack. “These Boots Were Made for Walkin’” a cover of the Nancy Sinatra hit in the late ‘60s, was coupled with a very sexy music video that showed off all of Jessica’s hard work at the gym.

Jessica divorces Nick Lachey

While rumors were running rampant for months that Nick and Jessica’s marriage was in trouble, it wasn’t until November 2005 that the couple announced their separation.

The divorce was final in June 2006, and while Nick began a serious relationship with model Vanessa Minnillo, only rumors would swirl about who Jessica was dating.

Jessica releases A Public Affair

As Jessica prepared to head back to the music studio to put together her fourth album, Columbia shifted her away from its label and onto Epic Records instead. A Public Affair was not well received by the public and debuted at No. 5 in its first week of release.

Meanwhile, Jessica headed back to film and this time starred alongside comedian Dane Cook in Employee of the Month. The film didn’t fare well at the box office and yet another movie starring Jessica Simpson was panned by critics.

Jessica Simpson as Tess McGill

Despite a tumultuous 2006, Jessica was looking ahead to a successful 2007, starring as Tess McGill (a role undertaken by Melanie Griffith in 1988’s Working Girl) in Blonde Ambition alongside Luke Wilson, which only had a limited release, and 2008’s Major Movie Star. Add to that the fact that she decided to go the country music route and released Do You Know, stating that country music was always her calling.

On the personal front, Jessica was dating John Mayer, but is currently in a serious relationship with footballer Tony Romo.

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Jessica Simpson New Single - Come On Over

Jessica Simpson has gone country in an attempt to score some new fans, considering her old fans are all laughing at her. From proving how dumb she is on reality TV and her divorce from Nick Lachey, to her relationship with Tony Romo, whose career has gone to the crapper since he started sleeping with her, I don't see how Jessica can revive her career, singing or otherwise.

Here's her new single, "Come On Over," which is pretty bland.