Madonna, Justin 4 Minutes Live Performance

Well, it's official, Madonna looks like she's trying way too hard. Justin Timberlake is young enough to be her son, so watching her gyrate all over him is clearly unattractive. As well, Justin looks incredibly uncomfortable having Madonna grind up against him. If you don't have the patience to watch it through, go straight to 1:36 and 3:45 to see just how gross this looks. I'm sure Justin went straight to the showers backstage and scrubbed tht icky feeling off of himself.

Entertainment News - May 2, 2008

Some guy is trying to sell a videotape of Angelina Jolie doing heroin and cocaine for $70,000 or the highest bidder. Note that the tape was made before Angelina made it big with Gia and Girl, Interrupted. (CelebNewsWire)

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon got married. I know, I had no idea who he was either but he apparently gave her the same ring he used when he got engaged to Victoria's Secret model Selita Ebanks (she gave it back when they broke up). (IDLYITW)

Britney Spears managed to blow $61 million in one year. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Dennis Rodman, who is barely relevant, was arrested for domestic abuse... again. (Celebitchy)

It all makes sense now; the reason Beyonce rushed Jay-Z to the altar is because she's pregnant. (Evil Beet Gossip)