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May 29, 2008

Clay Aiken Is Going To Be A Father!

Oh my God, is this bizarro world? What the hell is going on? Apparently, Clay Aiken, who seems to be as gay as the day is long, has impregnated Jaymes Foster, record producer and sister of David Foster. She's 50, he's 29, and she's due to give birth August 2008.

I don't know about you, but this is the weirdest news I've heard since Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise got together. Rumors abound that it was via artificial insemination, but I don't believe that. I think that he tried having sex with the most androgenous woman he could find and didn't realize that his boys had what it took to fertilize an egg... because she's 50, he probably thought she didn't have any more eggs anyway.

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