Paris Hilton has become nothing short of irrelevant lately, which is good for all of us. However, old fart John McCain has managed to thrust her back into the headlines by using her likeness in one of his ad campaigns, comparing her to uber-celebrity and direct competition Barack Obama.
So naturally, Paris Hilton jumps all over this and creates an ad of her and tries to show the world that she actually has a modicum of intellect when it comes to the presidential issues at hand, like, say, the energy policy. And she uses such gems as, "I'm like totally ready to lead," and "I'll see you at the debate, bitches." Priceless.
She looks like she's gotten uglier and is dressed like a tacky stripper, not to mention, her lazy eye is quite distracting. But she gets her message across and, at the end of the day, it provides some humor in a race where it seems like everything is taken way too seriously.
August 6, 2008
Labels: Paris Hilton