Shia LaBeouf Will Not Lose a Finger

Oh no! I adore Shia LaBeouf and I think he's hilarious, but after his wicked car crash on July 27, 2008, which his amazing PR people managed to sweep under the rug in a heartbeat, reports began leaking that he might actually lose one of his fingers...

It's his pinky finger on his left hand that people were saying would come off, and this would've thrown the sequel to Transformers into massive turmoil because, well, Shia LaBeouf's left pinky is crucial to the storyline. But seriously, getting a little drunk, driving around in your pickup truck and flipping it over should not lead to losing a finger. Luckily, it has not.

If you look at the picture above, his pinky seems to be left out of the cast; that's because it's doing just fine.