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October 16, 2008

Tea Leoni and David Duchovny to Divorce

Well, after his sex addiction admission and stint in rehab, Tea Leoni and David Duchovny are still going ahead with a divorce. Shocking.

Actually, what may be shocking is that Tea Leoni has been having flirting session, if not more, with none other than Billy Bob Thornton. You may remember him as the man who helped transition Angelina Jolie from a sexual vixen into a loving mom.

Anyway, David Duchovny is taking a dump on himself after discovering that Tea Leoni has moved on. Of course, the fact that he was sticking his penis into everything but the kitchen sink doesn't count because, he had an "addiction."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I guess David wasn't the only one in the house with an addiction. I had a great-uncle who was so "addicted" to large women that he fattened three of them into early graves. Tea's jones is more specific, apparently, as both named gentlemen are notorious for their size. (As oily as Billy Bob is, there must be something that keeps him dating so far outside his gene pool.)


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