Shirtless Celeb Of The Day - Dwayne Johnson

He has come a long way since his days as The Rock on the WWE. We smelled what The Rock was cooking, so he decided to use his real name, Dwayne Johnson, even though that name does not suit his look at all. Luckily, Dwayne can act (mildly), so it's easy to enjoy him showing off his stuff in any which way possible. Personally, I prefer seeing him half-naked, although I didn't like it so much when he and some other guy got all oiled up to act like they were fighting in a ring, it was way too ambiguously gay. But this, this is hot.

American Idol 7 Recap March 5, 2008

So here's the rundown on the boys from American Idol 7:Danny Noriega is a flaming homosexual and his rendition of "Tainted Love" made me want to take the shower and scrub all the purple highlights out of my mind.


David Hernandez, who I was having sex with on a daily basis in my mind, proved that he's a flamer by singing a Celine Dion song. And before that he discussed a booger that was up his nose for a photoshoot; it was probably dried sperm.


Luke Menard also put it out there that he may like getting it from behind when he performed Wham's "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go." And that's not the worst part... his most embarrassing moment is about him dressed up like a chick when he was kid and he tries to blame his sister for it. Yeah right.


David Cook did a great version of "Hello" by Lionel Richie.


The rest of the guys are more of less irrelevant. Oh, and David Archuleta, yeah, he's creepy, bigtime. And what's with the lip-licking? Does he think he's LL Cool J or something?

Entertainment News - March 5, 2008

Lindsay Lohan is bloated, likely from all the partying she's doing, so naturally, everyone thinks she's pregnant. Then again, I wouldn't put it past the media-hungry has-been. (Egotastic)

Apparently Keanu Reeves and Parker Posey are getting down and dirty with each other. (dListed)

Katie Price, a.k.a. Jordan, launched her new line of lingerie and used ordinary (read: not skinny) women to model them in order to make herslef shine. (Just Jared)

Patrick Swayze of Dirty Dancing fame is apparently losing his battle with pancreatic cancer and has been given 5 weeks to live. (Gone Hollywood)

Angelina Jolie is looking stunningly gorgeous in her campaign for St. John. (Socialite Life)