American Idol 7 Recap - March 7, 2008

Okay, so we're down to the top 12 who will become the slaves of American Idol for the next couple of years.

So who got the bizzoot?

From the girls:

Kady Malloy, 18, sang Queen's "Who Wants To Live Forever," and although she was hilarious and could imitate anyone from Britney Spears to Carrie Underwood, she was told to take it home.





Asia'h Epperson, 19, whose father died before she went on the show didn't get any sympathy votes from viewers and her rendition of Whitney Houston's "I Wanna Dance with Somebody" just didn't cut it.









From the boys:

Luke Menard, 29 sang "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" and it sucked so bad that listeners didn't care anymore that he looked like Orlando Bloom; buddy had to go.







Danny Noriega, 18 sang "Tainted Love" in a very flaming homosexual kind of way and young girls and boys were completely turned off and made sure he went home this week.

Stay tuned as I discuss the singing and rejects every week.

Entertainment News - March 7, 2008

Check out Willa Ford in the new Anna Nicole Smith movie.


Apparently Ashlee Simpson was hammered during a radio interview today. Personally I think she was just being her stupid giggly self. That's what happens when you don't lip synch. Listen to it here.

Sarah Jessica Parker takes a mental wipeout. Ouch! (dListed)

Eva Longoria opens up a restaurant called Beso. Probably because she can't cook a lick and needs a personal chef. (Gossip Girls)

Kelly Rowland, one of the "other" girls from Destiny's Child, admits that she got implants. I'm not sure if any of you noticed but she was flat as a board beforehand. Maybe if she got them while she was in the group, she woulda got some more video time. (Just Jared)

Brooke Burke gave birth to her fourth child and first son. (ICYDK)

Stupid women constantly send suggestive pictures of themselves to Drunken Stepfather, and most of the time they're laughable, but this particular image is of a dumb chick whose baby son is sitting on the bed watching her take pictures of herself in a thong. Seriously stupid. (Drunken Stepfather)

Who has the worse hair? John Travolta and nasty hair piece, or Tom Hanks and his awful hair transplant? (Showbiz News)

Shirtless Celeb Of The Day - Chris Evans

He's not exactly my cup of tea in theaters, simply because his movie choices are not particularly interesting, but man is Chris Evans easy on the eyes. He's fit, cute enough to get noticed but not so hot that he makes you feel ugly, and he has a great smile. And you know what they say about great smiles... a massive sized heart. What did you think it meant, perv?