American Idol 7 Recap - March 20, 2008

So the Top 11 show of American Idol Season 7 opened up with the usual song and dance, with the top 11 performing various hits by Frank Sinatra... just kidding, they performed hits by The Beatles that were likely off limits to them last night.

Then, it began. Ryan Seacrest would call out contestants one by one and Carly Smithson was in the bottom three. What the f&$%?!?!

Then they ran the "making of" a Ford commercial that the contestants have to star in because they are essentially whores of the show now. That's how it works, you know.

Then they took some more live calls like they did last week and Simon Cowell admitted that he would love to do a sequel to the kiss sequence he did with Paula Abdul way back when because he thought she was a good kisser. I'm sure that kicked Paula's ego into the stratosphere. Randy Jackson was so jealous, poor guy, no one gives him any love.

Then it was time to find out who else was in the bottom three: as predicted, it was Kristy Lee Cook. Yesss!!!

Ryan Seacrest then introduced silicone breasted Season 5 contestant Kelly Pickler by saying that "she's grown in so many ways since leaving us." Wah-wah...

She sang some crappy song about red high heels and the only reason I know that is not because I was listening, but because she kept clinking her red high heels together. How clever.

Then the final contestant in the bottom three was announced: Amanda Overmyer. Once again, yours truly nailed it.

And finally, as the hour was coming to a close, we discovered who would be going home: AMANDA OVERMYER. My goodness, this Kristy Lee chick has a horseshoe up her butt or something because she's been in the bottom three so many times and has yet to get the bizzoot.

American Idol 7 Recap - March 19, 2008

Well, I'm guessing Michael Jackson (who owns the rights to The Beatles music) cut a deal with Rupert Murdoch (who owns FOX), because this week is The Beatles week, because last week the Paul McCartney/John Lennon just wasn't enough, it seems.

But I digress; let's get to the singers:



Amanda Overmyer
Sang: Back in the USSR
Outcome: The band drowned her out and she's really starting to sound monotonous. She brings nothing new to the table. And she should really consider changing that skunk hair.



Kristy Lee Cook
Sang: You've Got to Hide Your Love Away
Outcome: This girl is not a good singer, she's not even a mediocre singer. What was interesting is that she told Simon Cowell, "I can blow you out of your socks and you know it." I bet.



David Archuleta
Sang: The Long and Winding Road
Outcome: He's a grest singer, no doubt, but you can tell he has that arrogant, "yeah I know you all dig me" attitude. And why does he always seem like he's going to cry when Ryan is giving out the number to call or text?!?



Michael Johns
Sang: A Day in the Life
Outcome: He moves like Jim Morrison and sounded great, although the judges did not agree. At the end of the day though, we are the people and the people are the power. Funny part came when Paula Abdul was telling him that he probably sounded off because he was too busy listening to himself in the earpiece, but he wasn't wearing one! Idiot.



Brooke White
Sang: Here Comes the Sun
Outcome: She's not a great singer, it's pretty evident but her personality is a great one. She admits that she's awkward (she has 0 rhythm) and we can all love her for it.



David Cook
Sang: Daytripper
Outcome: Last week he covered "Eleanor Rigby" and ripped off the cover from a band called Doxology; this week he went with Whitesnake's version of this song... and it was awesome once again. But Simon was right when he told him that he's acting a bit smug. And was it just me or did Ryan Seacrest really want to suck on that voice box that David had just blown into?



Carly Smithson
Sang: Blackbird
Outcome: This chick comes out with guns blazing every week and she keeps switching it up and surprising me. She was fantastic and showed America that the Irish can do a lot more than drink and find their lucky charms.



Jason Castro
Sang: Michelle
Outcome: Meh, it wasn't that big a deal, but his pretty little face always makes me smile. But buddy did have camel toe; those jeans he decided to wear were waaaaaaaaay too tight. Let the twig and berries breathe, dude.



Syesha Mercado
Sang: Yesterday
Outcome: I thought she was going home last week because, well, she was boring, but this week she really blew me away with her version of this song. And the acoustic guitar was a wonderful addition. I think she has nothing to worry about tomorrow.



Chikezie Ezie
Sang: I've Just Seen A Face
Outcome: What the f*$^ was that?!? First off, this guy really looks like Freddie Jackson; second, what the hell was this guy thinking, busting out a harmonica? Awful... and I'm being nice.



Ramiele Malubay
Sang: I Should've Known Better
Outcome: Holy tish, this chick is so boring. Even her cute little face can't save her. I know she can sing because I've heard her do so on past shows, but it seems that whoever's giving her advice is working against her because she's been sucking worse than a porn star on the clock.

Prediction: The bottom three will be Kristy Lee Cook, Ramiele Malubay and Amanda Overmyer. Hopefully this will be the week that we see Kristy go home. For the love of God, man, put her out of her misery.

Shirtless Celeb Of The Day - Channing Tatum

If you have yet to see a movie that Channing Tatum has starred in, now's your chance. He's going to be in Stop Loss with staple hottie Ryan Phillippe, so if you didn't get to see him strut his stuff in Step Up of She's The Man, you really need to get your butt off that chair and appreciate this man in all his glory.

Entertainment News - March 19, 2008

Tori Spelling finally admits that she got her breasts done in her 20s. I don't why anyone needed her to admit it; she went from flat as a board to having these two saggy orbs in her bra. (CelebNewsWire)

Heather Mills poured a cup of water over Fiona Shackleton's (Paul McCartney's lawyer's) head because she felt she was being treated unfairly. Wow, how adult of her. No wonder everyone hates her. (dListed)

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry have named their daughter Nahla Ariela Aubry; yeah that sounds like a celebrity name. (E! Online)

Trump Vodka, which is named after Donald Trump is in trouble for hiring 17-year-old Chanell Elaine Hallett (no, that's not her porn name) to get naked and play hostess. (IDLYITW)

In what may probably be her worst decision yet, Oprah Winfrey has hired Kirstie Alley to host a show or two on her network. (ICYDK)

The LA Times has published a story that links Diddy to Tupac's death. Diddy vehemently denies the accusation and I'm betting he's going to sue. Unless, of course, there's some truth to the story. (Showbiz News)

Seems Mariah Carey is aware that everyone thinks she's a dimwit. (I'm Not Obsessed)