American Idol 7 Recap - April 22, 2008

Tonight's American Idol 7 episode featured Andrew Lloyd Webber's Broadway hits, so as you can imagine, it was quite excruciating, especially because Webber kept criticizing each contestant.

So here's how it went:




Syesha Mercado
Sang: One Rock'n'Roll Too Many from Starlight Express
Syesha was all kinds of sexy tonight and her performance was stellar, to say the least. She impressed the judges and viewers alike I'm certain. I did otice that she was barefoot and seemed to have unusually large feet. But I digress.




Jason Castro
Sang: Memory from Cats
Wow, was this ever a terrible performance. Jason just is not cut out for Broadway musicals, it's quite obvious. Nevertheless, he gave it the same old Jason Castro touch he does with every single song and I yawned my way through it.



Brooke White
Sang: You Must Love Me from Evita
This girl is starting to get on my last nerve. First off, she had to restart the song because she lost her lyric, then she stumbled through the song and her voice cracked throughout the song. Perhaps it was her way of giving the song her "touch" but it was definitely rough.



David Archuleta
Sang: Think of Me from Phantom of the Opera
Before he sang, Ryan Seacrest allowed a few tweens onstage so that they could give David a hug... how freakin' sweet. Then David broke into song and although it wasn't awful, it was, in the immortal words of Simon Cowell, "forgettable." And tonight, he resembled a Monchichi.



Carly Smithson
Sang: Jesus Christ Superstar
Although Carly was wearing a hideous dress, she sang the hell out of this song and i was a phenomenal performance. The judges loved her and she had a T-shirt that said "Simon Loves Me (this week)" which was quite fitting. I wonder if she had one that said "Simon thinks I suck eggs" handy in case he blasted her.



David Cook
Sang: Music of the Night from Phantom of the Opera
They obviously saved the best for last. And David did not disappoint. He didn't give the song his David twist, but he sang the crap out of this song and kept giving the camera his best "I want to take you bed" face. Hey, it worked for me.

So my predictions for the bottom 3 are:

Brooke White
Jason Castro
Carly Smithson

And Brooke White will be going home because she was awful.

Celebrity Flaw of the Day - Jessica Alba Acne

I think that Jessica Alba is truly one of the hottest women in the world. She is sexy and cute all rolled up into one package. But even Jessica suffers a flaw. That's right, celebrity acne. Soon, she'll be doing those Proactiv commercials alongside Jennifer Love Hewitt and Vanessa Williams.

Entertainment News - April 22, 2008

Britney Spears is heading back to the set of How I Met Your Mother to reprieve her role as the ditzy secretary. Doogie Howser's going to be upset. (CelebNewsWire)

Emma Watson turned 18 only last week and she's already giving the world crotch shots. (Hollywood Tuna)

According to a book, Hiding in Hip-Hop, some of the biggest black entertainers will be outed as gay. Some are guessing that Kanye West, Diddy, Omarion, Ne-Yo, Bow Wow, and Russell Simmons will be outed as enjoying lots of butt love. (Jossip)

Apparently, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie want to marry the brothers Madden in a double wedding ceremony. The stuff 8-year-old dreams are made of. (dListed)

Danica Patrick wins her first IndyCar race at the Japan 300 and looks even more beautiful for it. (Celebrity Rumors)

Jessica Simpson licked birthday cake off Tony Romo's face and it looks both sexy and disgusting at the same time. (ICYDK)