Cristiano Ronaldo Voted FIFA Player of the Year

Cristiano Ronaldo isn't just a soccer player with great eyebrows and a flair for fashion; oh no. Cristiano Ronaldo was just voted the FIFA Player of the Year. What is FIFA, you ask? Well, it stands for Federation Internationale de Football Associaton. Yeah, that's French.

Anyway, Cristiano Ronaldo said that he always coveted the award, but that when he started playing with Sporting Lisbon, he had no idea that the award would land in his lap so quickly. Now Cristiano Ronaldo can demand ridiculous amounts of cash.

So not only is Cristiano Ronaldo sexy, sporty and stylish, he's also stinking freakin' rich. Quadruple threat, ladies.