Kevin Federline on Dancing with the Stars

Well now it's official; Dancing With the Stars is the new fat farm for quasi-celebrities. Word has it that roly-poly Kevin Federline wants to do the prime time dance show now that he's all fat and rich and stuff.

Kevin Federline, who was once a high in-demand backup dancer is now living a little too large with all the money he got in the Britney Spears settlement. So large, in fact, that he's letting his once super fit physique turn circular.

So what do you think? Would you root for Kevin Federline if he became a dancer on Dancing with the Stars or do you think he'd get outed from the get-go?