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February 5, 2009

Paul Walker is Engaged to Jasmine Pilchard-Gosnell

Paul Walker has quietly been dating Jasmine Pilchard-Gosnell for the last three years and now his fine ass is engaged to her. Please, let us all take a minute to appreciate his shirtless stint in Into The Blue and bow our heads in silence.

I can't believe that Paul Walker, 35, would get engaged to a girl who is all of 19 without at least consulting his fans first. Yes, I'm kidding, but really, some kind of warning would have been nice.

You know what happens next, right? She gets pregnant, Paul Walker gains sympathy weight and that's the last of his sex-pack. Oops, typo, I meant six-pack.

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