Sheyla Hershey Gets KKK Breasts

Sheyla Hershey wanted to make it into the Guinness Book of World Records so she decided that having the biggest breasts were the way to do it. So last year, Sheyla Hershey had FFF breasts implanted into her body in Texas.

But Sheyla Hershey decided that FFF just wasn't big enough and wanted even bigger breasts. Problem was that Texas, who used to say that everything's bigger in Texas, suddenly decided that it just wasn't legal to inject more silicone into Sheyla Hershey's body. Boo freakin' hoo.

So Sheyla Hershey did her homework and discovered that no such law exists in Brazil, so off she went and had KKK breast implants put into her body. And yes, I know what you're thinking... How racist.