Chris Brown's Project Mea Culpa

If this is true, then this is really one for the record books. Apparently, Chris Brown and Rihanna have teamed up for Project Mea Culpa, which is supposedly going to help Chris Brown regain his "good boy" reputation. How, you ask?

Well, first off, Rihanna and Chris Brown are going to do the talk show circuit defending what actually happened, likely minimizing the actual damage Chris Brown did to Rihanna's face and body.

Second, Chris Brown is apparently going to pen a book about domestic violence, you know, because he's such a freakin' expert at giving beatings.

Finally, Chris Brown and Rihanna have a $10 million deal: if he so much as lays a hand on her, he has to pay up. For those of you who don't know what Mea Culpa means because they never took Latin, it means "my fault."