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March 20, 2009

What the Hell Happened to Fred Durst?

Okay, Fred Durst has not been relevant since he did it all for the nookie, and even then, he wasn't all that big a deal. But the little rat has climbed out from his hole and, in an effort to get back in the news, he decided to talk about his most famous conquest: Britney Spears

What he said was irrelevnat really - it was hard dating someone so incredibly famous, yada, yada, yada. So why am I writing about Fred Durst?

Because I can't believe what the hell happened to him! There was a popular story about Fred Durst meeting John Travolta only to discover that Travolta was a raging a homosexual and wanted Fred Durst to do sexytimes with him, but now, it seems, Fred Durst is actually looking like Travolta somewhat. 

And this is not to imply that Fred Durst was ever hot - but damn! He went from young and short to bald and fat. And still short. 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You are an asshole. Who the fuck cares what someone looks like?


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