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March 18, 2009

Lady Gaga Cellulite

Lady Gaga used to be a stripper; what a treat that must have been considering she has a butt you could literally serve drinks on. And lucky for Lady Gaga, strip joints are nice and dark so the men who are stuffing her G-string with money can't see her cellulite.

I know what you're going to say: If you squeezed your butt cheeks, there'd be so many dimples that every baby on earth would be jealous. But ladies, this is Lady Gaga, who prides herself on never wearing pants. So if she has even the remotest amount of cellulite, will bring it your way.

Maybe I can't read her pa-pa-pa-poker face, but I can sure as hell tell what's going on around that ass.


Unknown said...

Umm, I'm not seeing it. Her ass looks perfect.

Alli:) said...

Im not seeing it either...?

Anonymous said...

She has the most perfect and flawless butt and legs I've ever seen! This post was a low-blow.


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