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March 14, 2009

Arrest Warrant Issued For Lindsay Lohan

There is a warrant out for Lindsay Lohan's arrest because she didn't fulfill her obligations after her 2007 DUI arrest. The bail? $50,000. And you know that Lindsay Lohan just doesn't have that kind of money.

It has also been said that Lindsay Lohan failed a drug test. Yes, I know, I'm just as shocked and awed as you are. Of course, Lindsay Lohan is still partying away the nights, completely oblivious to her stupid mistakes.

I'm guessing that Samantha Ronson will likely pay the bail and start treating Lindsay Lohan like the loser that she is. Lindsay Lohan will look good in stripes. The horizontal ones might make her look like she gained some weight.

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