Entertainment News - March 10, 2008

Ashton Kutcher premiered his new show Pop Fiction last night and it seems that all those rumors that Avril Lavigne was pregnant were a setup for the show and most bloggers feel for it. (dListed)

Chad Kroeger told Playboy magazine that he learned to auto-fellate himself when he was 14. That's right; he can suck his own penis. That's how he reminds himself of what he really is. (dListed)

Looks like eternal bachelor George Clooney is going to tie the knot with Fear Factor contestant Sarah Larson. (IDLYITW)

Matt Damon and his wife, Luciana Barroso, are expecting baby number two. (Gossip Girls)

John Mayer is asking Jessica Simpson to please, please stop stalking him. I guess the Tony Romo is a sham after all. (IDLYITW)

Helena Chirstensen and Josh Hartnett have parted ways after a year together. I didn't even know they were dating. (ICYDK)

I had no idea that Joss Stone had such a terrific figure. (Showbiz News)