Entertainment News - March 3, 2008

For those of you who like to smoke weed, Pineapple Express, starring Seth Rogan and James Franco, will give you the munchies and make you giggle like a schoogirl.


Jessica Alba proves that being pregnant can make you look even hotter than ever. (Egotastic)

Simon Cowell turned down a $2 million offer to be the new penis behind Viagra, I guess his pride is worth more than 2 mil, huh? Plus, imagine the ammo that would give Ryan Seacrest on American Idol... who knows, maybe he'll still crack a joke or two about it. (I'm Not Obsessed)

Britney Spears showed Adnan Ghalib the door after she found sexy text messages from other women on his iPhone. (dListed)

Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen were asked to pose for Playboy, which begs the question: When did skin, bones and big, bulging eyes become sexy? (Celebrity Rumors)

If I was having sex with Chris Brown, you could bet your ass I'd be shouting it from the freakin' rooftops, but Rihanna keeps insisting that he's not giving it to her. (ShowbizNews)