Entertainment News - March 4, 2008

Alyssa Milano has a new sports line of clothing called Touch and here she is modeling the brand. Of course, her super hairy arms have been Photoshopped. Don't get me wrong; she's absolutely gorgeous, but at the end of the day, she's a sasquatch. (Hollywood Tuna)

Just when I was about to devote all my time and effort fantasizing about American Idol contestant David Hernandez, I find out he used to shake his twig and berries at a gay strip joint called Dick's Cabaret in Glendale, Arizona, complete with hags. Yes, he's as gay as the day is long. (dListed)

Jeri Ryan and her bulging eyeballs gave birth to a baby girl named Gisele Eme on Sunday, March 2, 2008. (CelebSpin)

Mariah Carey reveals that she's not ready to have kids; she says it's hard enough to have a puppy. I wonder; did she push that puppy out of her vagina and then have it suck on her nipples until they were raw? Hmm... (ICYDK)

Check out 57 celebrities, including Gisele Bundchen, Kate Winslet, Hilary Duff, and Katherine Heigl, without any makeup on. (Top Socialite)

Jennifer Aniston is going to star in a movie opposite Owen Wilson called Marley & Me. (ShowbizInfo)

On a completely terrifying and ultimately depressing note, rapper Juvenile is grieving over the murder of his 4-year-old daughter, who was killed by her 17-year-old stepbrother Anthony Tyrone Terrell Jr. She, along with her 11-year-old sister and mother, were all killed by Terrell. Our hearts and prayers go out to Juvenile and his family. (MTV)