Entertainment News - April 9, 2008

Have you seen the babies born in India with two sets of faces?

George Clooney has donated $5 million to the United Nations peacekeeping force in war-torn Sudan. Gotta love that Clooney. (Handbag)

Apparently Jessica Simpson whores it up on her webcam in order to keep Tony Romo's erection pointed in her direction. (>CelebNewsWire)

One has to wonder why Beyonce and Jay-Z got married the way they did, then you get to thinking; is it to avoid having a child born out of wedlock? Hmm... (A Socialite's Life)

Naomi Campbell insists that people gun for her because she's black. Wow, I thought it was because she beats up anyone who looks at her sideways, but the black thing is a much better way to look like the victim. (dListed)

For God's sake, please tell me that's a wig, otherwise, Kate Hudson is doing a terrible impression of Smurfette. (Gossip Girls)