Angelina Jolie Replaces Tom Cruise in Edwin A. Salt

Angelina Jolie has barely given birth to her twins and already, she's pegged to replace Tom Cruise in the upcoming spy flick Edwin A. Salt, which I'm assuming will likely bare another name considering she has a vagina and all. But then, Tom does seem somewhat effeminate... but I digress.

The movie centers around a CIA agent who is accused of being a Russian sleeper spy and must flee from capture long enough to prove she's innocent. Of course, this sounds like a movie that Angelina has been in a dozen times already.

Nevertheless, I will still pay top dollar to watch Angelina pucker her lips while she kills the bad guys, dress in tight black clothes and use catchy one liners.