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August 14, 2008

Ernest Borgnine Masturbates To Stay Young

Ernest Borgnine was on Fox News Live on August 14, 2008, and revealed the secret to his very youthful and coherent appearance, despite being 91 years old: he masturbates a lot.

He tried to whisper this little known fact to the host of FOX news - being 91 and all, he probably doesn't realize that the little black thing that they attached to his suit jacket is actually a microphone - and he whispered, "I masturbate a lot."

Needless to say, the other 2 hosts heard it loud and clear, as were the 4 people watching the show, and one of those 4 people plastered it up on YouTube for your viewing pleasure. Even the host saw this coming a mile away - pardon the pun.

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