Do you know who Lily Allen is? Well, she was a singer and now she's just a drunken idiot who picks fights and falls on her ass all the time.
Her latest gig was co-hosting the GQ Awards with Sir Elton John and took full advantage of the free champagne (methinks the producers of the show provided the booze on purpose). After a boatload of champagne, Lily Allen proceeded to pour herslef yet another glass as she was announcing that "we've reached another special point in the evening," when Elton John said, "What? Are you going to have another drink?"
Lily Allen was none too happy and snapped, "F*ck off Elton. I am 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!" Wow. Then Elton John came back with, "I could still snort you under the table." That was way too clever for Lily Allen so she simply said, and with class, I might add, "F*ck off. I don't know what you are talking about."
The whole night was more or less like this and you could tell that Elton John wanted to smack the smug off of this chick's face, but he managed to make it through the night without killing her.
Watch the video of Lily Allen and Elton John's exchange: