How fitting that Michael Jackson turns 50 this year, his molesting ways not-so far behind him and now this: Michael Jackson is dating Pamela Anderson. This is, by far, the most bizarre pairing since, well, Michael Jackson and Brooke Shields. Or Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley. Or Michael Jackson and Madonna. Yes, I could go on and on.
Nevertheless, Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson have already gone on 2 dates in Malibu and while they exchanged plastic surgery stories, enjoyed a few drinks and talked shop. They enjoyed each other's company so much that it seems the two have become an item.
I am not easily shocked, but this pairing really makes me feel like taking a shower and scrubbing away the nasty. It just doesn't sound right. Just not right. For all we know, though, he's probably after something else, like, say, her kids, or perhaps even a glimpse of Tommy Lee's horse penis.