Geri Halliwell has become irrelevant ever since she left the Spice Girls... hell, all the Spice Girls are irrelevant ever since they left the Spice Girls. But Geri Halliwell left the group first so she's the most irrelevant.
So in an effort to get people talking, and believe me it's working, Geri Halliwell decided to don a bright red dress without underwear on and the dress happened to blow up due to the wind and reveal her entire ass. No, I'm not kidding.
Geri Halliwell decided to wear this virtually transparent dress to the Children's BAFTA ceremony in London. No, I'm not kidding. It seems that Geri Halliwell feels incredibly sexy at events where children are involved.