Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford are Engaged

Finally! Harrison Ford has asked Calista Flockhart to marry him. The couple has been dating since 2001, so I'm guessing Harrison Ford now agrees that Calista Flockhart isn't in it for the money.

For some reason, though, every time I imagine these two getting it on, I am compelled to take a shower with carbolic soap. Nevertheless, Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford are one of the few celebrity couples who have managed to steer clear of the pappos and live a relatively normal life.

Harrison Ford is 66, and Calista Flockhart is 44, and he apparently proposed on Valentine's Day weekend, but who knows if this wedding will actually happen. I get the feeling that Harrison isn't exactly gung ho on getting hitched. But he will need someone to take care of him soon, so...