John Mayer Dumps Jennifer Aniston

Ah, here we go again. Now rumors abound that John Mayer dumped Jennifer Aniston after she returned from her promotional tour of Marley & Me abroad. Apparently, John Mayer's contract to play Jennifer Aniston's boyfriend is over and so he dumped her ass.

Of course, you can't really take this to heart considering that John Mayer hasn't Twittered about it yet, and you know John Mayer Twitters about everything lately.

Perhaps Jennifer Aniston's commentary that she will "always love Brad Pitt" put him over the edge.