Robert Pattinson Injured on New Moon Set

Robert Pattinson was injured during a scene on the New Moon set. Did he break an arm? No. Did he cut up that darling face? Absolutely not.

No. Robert Pattinson pulled ligaments in his gluteus maximus. In plain English - he hurt his butt. Po, po baby. Now he needs to undergo intense butt massage to remedy the situation. I can just see the women ligned up right now, volunteering their time to his butt cause.

Personally, I think that Robert Pattinson is making the whole thing up because he has a butt fetish. One can only hope.