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March 25, 2009

Robert Pattinson Never Showers - Tasty!

You can actually tell just by looking at him, but costars on the set of Robert Pattinson's upcoming movie New Moon have confirmed it: Robert Pattinson does not shower and stinks to high hell.

It's true, one person on the set revealed: "[Robert Pattinson] stinks. I mean, it's awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy. He completely reeks." I know... that's turning you on. You disgust me.

Robert Pattinson himself has admitted that he is repelled by showers: "I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever."

So for all you ladies (and men) out there who think that Robert Pattinson is the new sex, the boy surely has some terrible stench coming from the inside of his jeans. Enjoy.


Anonymous said...

First of all get all the facts,he DOES shower!! Second why don't you go find something better to do with your time than following and believing a bunch of rumors! Robs acting is great!

rachel said...

clearly, that is rob reading up on the negative gossip about him. and trying to stand up for his own good name. the acting's great, anonymous, but prove to us he showers. pictures, maybe? (:

Anonymous said...

you know, you'd have to be stupid (in general) to actually take his statement seriously about the fact that he has no sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. He was obviously being sarcastic, guys!!
This article just made my day with a big round of the famous "lol".


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